1. Look on the bright side when people look at my paintings and say, That’s big, or, It’s nice you have so much wall space, or, I like the frame. I know that there IS no bright side, Blog, but let’s pretend.
2. Be glad I know how to weed, talk on the telephone, read, turn a doorknob, sit, watch television, talk about the weather, put clothes into a washing machine, put shoes on, make my tongue into a clover shape, and turn lights off and on.