Kindly do me a few favors and make the following list of stuff go away:
This “very personal” purchase suggestion by some California cemetery site somehow stumbled upon:
A stunning bouquet featuring lavender roses and a green orchid placed inside the casket is a tender and very personal tribute.
• The radiant arrangement includes one green cymbidium orchid, lavender roses, purple alstroemeria, green button spray chrysanthemums and green hypericum, accented with assorted greenery.
• Hand-designed by local florist.
• Arrangement measures approximately 16 3/4″ W X 10 3/4″ H.
SAME-DAY HAND DELIVERY
Drop off mine when you’re finished with the other funerals that day.
The four-wheeler I’m hearing circling somewhere nearby, and the parent screaming over the engine noise. And possibly the juvenile on the vehicle, but I’ll get back to you on that.
Unsalted and “lightly salted” Planter’s Dry Roasted Peanuts.
I look forward to seeing you at the conclusion of your work, and seriously, really am thankful.
(Featured image – circle with line – from Danasrhj.com.)