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Dear Blog:

 

Kindly do me a few favors and make the following list of stuff go away:

 

1 –

This “very personal” purchase suggestion by some California cemetery site somehow stumbled upon:

A stunning bouquet featuring lavender roses and a green orchid placed inside the casket is a tender and very personal tribute.

• The radiant arrangement includes one green cymbidium orchid, lavender roses, purple alstroemeria, green button spray chrysanthemums and green hypericum, accented with assorted greenery.

• Hand-designed by local florist.

• Arrangement measures approximately 16 3/4″ W X 10 3/4″ H.

SAME-DAY HAND DELIVERY

Drop off mine when you’re finished with the other funerals that day.

2 –

The four-wheeler I’m hearing circling somewhere nearby, and the parent screaming over the engine noise.  And possibly the juvenile on the vehicle, but I’ll get back to you on that.

3 –

Unsalted and “lightly salted” Planter’s Dry Roasted Peanuts.

 

I look forward to seeing you at the conclusion of your work, and seriously, really am thankful.

(Featured image – circle with line – from Danasrhj.com.)

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