Happy Birthday, Blog. Yes, I mean, it’s been a year, and you were born and we are together so it’s a happy, happy day. A day for you, your 820 followers and 100,631 visitors. A happy birthday.
I looked far and I looked wide, Blog, for a card – anything, Blog, that could say for me what I couldn’t say myself. I found that message, Blog. (The shit you can find on the internet, Blog – it’s pretty great.)
So we got 0 (zero, none) ideas for prizes to reward your 100,000th visitor, and since it snuck/sneaked/tiptoed up on me, I gots no idea who it was. Musta been someone real unselfish, Blog, cause that person, he got nothin, Blog, and he coulda got something really nice.
Well, we thank you, Selfless Person, for just enjoying Blog. Not, you know, for the prizes, but just because. Blog and I, we have the prize, and it’s you.