looking down the barrel

The Cracker Barrel, that is.  And you won’t like what I found, Blog.  Turns out, those nasty bitches have us over a barrel. For starters, there’s this animal abuse.  Sarah McLachlan-style, full-on sadness.  Those cracka’s are shipping animals to these United States from China for a “better life” – in plastic bags, heaped atop one another, squeezed into buckets. So you say,… Read more →

the load

Dear Person in Front of Me with a Cadillac Pick-up Truck, Blog and I have gathered a heavy load of pretentious from our hometown streets.  It’s way too heavy for our monster truck and, well, we noticed you have an adequate capacity for the stuff, so please help us keep our streets clean.  If you can.  Something tells me you can. Read more →

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empty nest

You ever seen a Red-shouldered Hawk, Blog?  Neither have I.  But a relative of Husband’s saved one who had fallen 60 feet from its nest and directly into said relative’s yard.  That sweet bird is alive and well, now tagged for research by a local biologist. Read more →

having fund

Blog, I’m starting up a Go Fund Me page.  Need $393.75. There was a time, Blog, when if you asked someone to go fund you that person might suggest that you Go Fund Yourself.  Thankfully, those days are gone. So anyways $400 even would be fine. Read more →

$393.75

Blog, when I land that great job and make my next $394.75, the first dollar will go into a thrift store frame.  With a little help from the next $393.75, I’ll be doing this on my new Slacker Sack Bean Bag Lounger from Wal-Mart: When I tell Husband I bought it, I’ll feather his hair, fetch his argyle socks, throw… Read more →

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